November 5, 2012
It happened around 3:30pm. I was walking around hoping to get lost when the sky began to poof out a small dose of snowflakes. They were a decent size, but light enough to blow all around like confetti. It was fucking marvelous. Then, as I kept walking I noticed in the reflection of a car window that for the first time ever, I had an ass. I was stoked! All my life I've had virtually no ass. It wasn't until this past few months that I started doing something about it by working out with squats and an exercise I learned from Jean-Claude Van Damme. Feel free to give a squeeze next time you see me ladies.
next day >
It happened around 3:30pm. I was walking around hoping to get lost when the sky began to poof out a small dose of snowflakes. They were a decent size, but light enough to blow all around like confetti. It was fucking marvelous. Then, as I kept walking I noticed in the reflection of a car window that for the first time ever, I had an ass. I was stoked! All my life I've had virtually no ass. It wasn't until this past few months that I started doing something about it by working out with squats and an exercise I learned from Jean-Claude Van Damme. Feel free to give a squeeze next time you see me ladies.
next day >
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